ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PTFA Guy: St. Patty's Day]

Hey, I remember this series...!

I used to follow this alot when it was just "PTFA". And now for the review...

Whoa, graphics have changed a lot since I last watched. I'm a bit on the nolstagic side, so I kinda miss the simpler design of the characters, but the change isn't a BAD thing.

I'll tell you what is a bad thing, though - using the "N" word in your flash. No no - I don't care if it's meant to be humorous, it's still wrong.

The main flash: Funny.

Kirby flash: Could have done without.

WoW: Was funny up until the use of the "N" word, then it made me cry inside.

BBQ Sauce: Lol, the best one - short, sweet, and laugh out loud funny.

Career Day: Um...I didn't get it. It was alright...I guess.

Overall: Good, very good - nice to see that the series is still going strong.

Unnecessary idea for next flash: Ever seen the show "Yacht Rock" on the website Channel 101? You should do something to spoof that. Yacht Rock ROX!

Ryan-Smith responds:

Thanks, and two things: Have you seen Sin City? Because thats probably why you didn't get the career day thing. And secondly, Did you know I'm black...so its like, the word just comes out when I'm being loud and trying to be funny.

[LL - Klop's Revenge]

*sniff*...no fair...

That was too good...I wish I knew how to make clock movies like that....*sigh*...

HydraulicCat responds:

Just practice everyday!

:DDDDD

[++Nes Collab++]

Best. Collab. Ever.

...and I'm not exaggerating. Seriously, practically all of those flash movies could have been stand-alone works, and they would STILL be in the running for a daily award. Special props go to BOE and the "Kung Fu" segment - that was just too darn funny. The last Link flash was pretty well-done, too; heck, they all were well done. Good job to all the artists involved in this project.

Toonimated responds:

:P thanks a lot, yet I find it reeeeally hard for this to be a daily feature, many great flashes were submitted today O_o!

[Inuyasha's Halloween]

Kagome at her best...

*I guess it was a no-brainer on who you should get to do your voices, huh? Well, it better have been, 'cause she did an awesome job.*

As a matter of fact, I was impressed with ALL of the voices used in the movie - they sounded JUST LIKE the one's used in the English dub. Animation was decent (hey, there's not a lot of movement in real anime either), but extra brownie points for poking fun at the show on the whole. Part of the reason I can't stomach "Inu-yasha" anymore is because it's far too shmaltzy for my tastes, but hey - to each his own, right?

Well done - an excellent addition to the Halloween collection. ^_^

MC-Huggies responds:

Of course I would use Kagome, she's the bestest :P
And you're right, the voice actors did an awesome job.

[Quest for the Cheerios]

HIDE THE CHEERIOS!!!

LOL...hey, wait a tick - Lokken made this??!! But that's not possible! It's not sick! It's not twisted and perverse! By God - it's TASTEFUL!!

Good job, man. :)

I loved the parody - it got me laughing in a short period of time. "This ain't no cheerios!" My only complaint was that I couldn't understand what the people were saying at some points. Tell me - is it Crap N' Bran Flakes or Cracklin' Bran Flakes?

Oh well, who cares. The important thing is that it's well done and very enjoyable. Make more like this - the public deserves these little gems of humor!!

JeremyLokken responds:

Cracklin' Oat Bran! Thanks for the review! I'll think about adding subtitles if I get more misunderstanding reviews.

[Will they fuck?]

Heh...cute gag

I'll admit, it's better than some of your other attempts at flash - nowhere near as good as "Raven", however. Still, not bad for a quick laugh. I'm giving you higher points for "Style" now, since I recognize your trademark animation style, your tendency to use gags, and your trademark "Darn, that's the end" sound byte.

Good work. I'm still watchin' ya ;)

BellClock responds:

I'm glad you are. Your reviews are helpful.
thank you

[Fish Heads!!!!1!]

Um...fish heads...??

Wow...sure didn't expect that piece o' wtf, especially after the last toon of yours that I reviewed. I won't lie, the jumping Bedn and Fulp and continuous loop elicited a tiny grin - the baby was a bit much. Gotta give ya a low score, unfortunately, since you perpetuate the stereotype that all clocks produce crappy non-clock flashes.

Keep trying, man ^_^

BellClock responds:

You'd think that by now I would have proven myself to be capable to make decent flash. This is deliberatly crappy yes, but it's also so silly I hope people will laugh. I stumbled upon KnottsberryClock's website with his old flash and I realised I *never* made a movie like this before

I still kinda like it. My next ones will be different. I recommend you watch "Will They Fuck?" =)

[DB meets LM]

Where have you been, man..?

Hey, that actually was pretty good, Bellclock. You should make a series out of this. Good job ^_^

BellClock responds:

I've been studying and working =D.But I've returned now! I cant believe you noticed that tho ^^. Glad you kind of liked it, you'll be seeing a lot more of Lactose Man and his secret sidekick =)

[PSM: Blam Police]

Deja vu...

...unfortunately for me, Slaker's plight hits very close to home (although I didn't submit MY movies with the intent to spam, but...oh, never mind)

I know how it feels to get your first movie blammed mercilessly by NG users, especially if you really do put a lot of effort into making it. I wish they really did have a real-time score you could watch, but it would probably just end up frustrating me...

But I digress...

The graphics were satisfactory, as was the choice in music...*wipes blood from ears*

I was a little disappointed that the flash had ended so suddenly - I was kinda hoping that you'd show the Blam Police going after Strawberry Clock and pwning him the same way that you pwned Slaker. I also have a beef with the obituaries. Making fun of Legendary Frog was a cheap, cheap shot, *awaits accusations of being called a toadie* If you're going to do something like that, at LEAST make it funny :\

Overall, however, not to bad. A decent first submission. I hope to see more of the Blam Police in the future.

Bad flash, bad flash - whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they totally pwn you...lol

triRift responds:

We actually like Legendary Frog, this was just a point being made about how recently all I see of him is in collabs. Don't take it teh wrong way we do....REPEAT do like him and his movies and respect him as an author.
-Dylan

[Pandamatic (part one)]

Very Nice!

This flash has one of the best opening sequences that I have ever seen on Newgrounds! The beginning alone is better than a lot of tripe that makes it past judgement in the portal. I can't wait to see part two! Keep up the good work!

AntonyC responds:

Yeah, Dammit.
I keep opening up it's containing folder only to see that intro (which alone took about three months to finish) beckoning me to continue the series:
"C'mon! Finish me!
"You know letting me go to waste would KILL you, Muahahaha!!"