ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 12]

Oh my god..

I haven't seen Nickelodeon Doug since I moved to Canada. That's an AUTOMATIC 10, I was DYIN' LAUGHING!!!

Anyway, keep up the good work (use one of my ideas!!!)

Ryan-Smith responds:

We might, I'll check your ideas out.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 10]

I'm giving you a five

And here's why...

1) Date-rape is NOT funny

2) ...but pwning Piconjo in your flash is hilarious!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...have you noticed that this flash series is becoming progressively more popular? Kinda like Toad's Rage...keep at it, I guess. At this rate, you might even make Front Page!

Ryan-Smith responds:

ok i do not or ever have in any way endorsed date rape, but it is kinda funny, and yes, I pwn piconjo because he sucks

[American Idle]

That was funny on so many levels...

Wow. The contestants look just like they do on the show (haha, and I liked the Mario-Nikko Smith tie-in). I just couldn't help smiling when I saw Gary do his Numa Numa Dance like he was actually on the show (seriously, the guys down at AI need to get him for their Rejects show this season, lol). Props to the person who did the voices for the judges, especially Paula - the dialogue is so close the real thing. I like American Idol, and I like Numa Numa, therefore logic dictates that I love this flash. Great Job!

Dustball responds:

Thanks! I did the voices!

[LoZ - The Final Link]

I liked it!

The graphics were very well done (it's rotoscoping, correct?). The fight scenes were pretty realistic. I only gave you a 3 because of a few nagging details:

1) I think Ganondorf should've looked a bit more menacing.

2) Link definitely looked too generic (if that's even possible). It looked as if Ganondorf was just fight some guy in a suit that happened to get a hold of the Master Sword.

Aside from that, it was good, very good. You have talent :)

LeviFolds responds:

no rotoscoping, but ill take that as a compliment - read the making of section in the movie, it says exactly how i did it

[Sonic vs Mortal Kombat 3]

You saved the best for last...

Yeah, out of all three parts, the conclusion is undoubtedly the best. Raiden's line at the very beginning just sold it for me - that was HILARIOUS! Oh yeah, and I voted 5 because you took my advice; you were able to add some sort of plot at the end AND use a female MK character (not in the most honorable of ways, but oh well...). I hope you make more, and I hope we get to see more of gangsta Raiden. Peace!

Fuck-You responds:

thanks

[Sonic vs Mortal Kombat 2]

My god...

Sonic...Mortal Kombat...ghetto overtones...it defies all logic...

Okay, lack of plot notwithstanding, it's not really a bad series. This flash is a step up from part one, and I really like how the MK sprites are crisp and clear (I wish I could say the same about Sonic though - poor guy looks like he's about to split into a million little pixels any second). The fight sequences are - obviously - the highlight of the movie; its really cool to see Sonic kicking the butts of guys practically four times his size. There's just two things I didn't really understand...

1) Aren't Jax and Johnny Cage good guys? What beef do they have with Sonic??

2) Since when did Rayden go ghetto? When he was dancing, half of me wanted to laugh, and the other half was screaming "wtf??!!"

Overall, it was alright. In the future, try adding more of the female characters from MK(ie Sonya, Sindel), and more fatality moves. And maybe...I dunno, MORE PLOT!!!

Fuck-You responds:

thanks

[StrawBerry Ice Cream!]

Well...you wanted a review...

I didn't care much for it. Nah. I like Strawberry Clock and Lock, so to see them mutilated for a frosty treat didn't really do much for me. The animation was alright...but the randomness wasn't all that random..Strawberry clock's final wish was funny, but why didn't Strawberry Lock say anything? And why didn't he use his computer voice? Nice effort, but nothing spectacular...

Foreverkul responds:

Well, i kinda got the idea from someone who ate strawberry ice cream, and so i thought of the clock and now you see what it has created. Sorry bout the last wish not having sound, i dont have any programs that could do it.

[Drink Folgers!]

Dunno why...

I don't know what compelled me to watch this, but it was really cool!

BUT WHAT THE *BEEP* DID YOU DO WITH THE NEWGROUNDS THEME SONG?? BRING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

dookiemoole responds:

cuz it was gaaay

[Portal Submission]

That was...random

And so's this :BLAGARONGLALGJDLFJLDJDRRRRPOO!

...I like Kirby. And Legendary Frog. So I like this.

Duckshirt responds:

HAHHHA OMG HE LIES LF ARAJHGAH

[Prick]

That was pretty cool!

I actually liked that a lot! You should make a series out of "Pricks"!

ThePurityClock responds:

I am:)Juss you wait...I wanna perfect it so0o0o0o good I get a series page!