Dunno why the hell this popped into my head again 20 years later.

Oh wow. You've updated.

Glad that you did, this stuff is awesome.

Best thing I've seen on Newgrounds in years. That story had such a slam poet vibe. So intense, loved every second.

Got shut out the first time T_T...

...Second time, I pumped up only my Charm and Strength stats, and then only built up my intelligence stats when it was necessary. Beat the Neo-Nazi emo with like 6 health points left (woot! talk about suspense!)

All in all, loved the game, it ROCKS!!

I seldom review games...

...Mainly because I never play them. But this one was so crazy and addictively fun that I just had to give my two cents. Loved it - it's a very creative concept with wonderful graphics that is executed ALMOST perfectly. After I had defeated the first boss, the enemies stopped coming and I was left to gobble up the little amoebas until I got bored. So, aside from this glaring technical problem, the game is oodles of fun! I recommend this game to everyone!

LOL...Toast Attack!!!

It's fun, but it needs some work. I suggest fixing your start and replay buttons, because they don't work. K bye n' stuff!