ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arnie, Animation, and You]

O....K....

I have NO idea what the heck Arnie was talking about....but I still found it freakin' hilarious. The bug-eyes and the video game music was a nice touch. The impersonation was nicely done, too.

BUT WHAT THE HECK WAS UP WITH THE MICROPHONE?! How many times did it spontaneously regenerate back on the desk??!!! OMFG PLOT HOLE!!

Just kidding...you did good.

[Nim's Winter tale]

Wow...

That was good...

That was "Bitey of Brackenwood" good.

The graphics: AWESOME

Music: Very appropriate for the flash

Story: Sweet and sentimental

Violence: None (yes!)

Humor: Inapplicable. This flash doesn't need to get a laugh to be great.

Overall: Wow. Just...wow. This is DEFINITELY going into my favorites. Excellent stuff.

[Rammstein - Dalai Lama]

Congratulations - you're the victim of coincidence

I say that because a person in my English class did this song for a poetry analysis a few weeks ago; which is the only reason why I bothered to watch the entire thing.

Overall...um, wow - boring. The graphics were nice, and were very appropriate for the flash, but not a whole lot really happened (not counting the times you try to give your viewers seizures with the flashing lights...j/k)

Because I had heard the song before, I knew what it was all about, but I'm positive that a lot of people haven't a clue what's going on in this flash. English subtitles would do wonders for the confused.

That's all from me. Auf Wiedersehen!

[One Piece music video]

This would've won Daily Feature...

...or even make it to the Front Page...if it were finished....

PLEASE FINISH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 13]

Great way to end the series!

WOOT! Alright, you used two of my ideas!! Not near as funny as PTFA 12, if I'm being quite honest...and it would've been nice if you ended with that "Team America" song...but who the @#$% cares, you used some of my ideas (that rocks!) - the best plan was the VERY VERY last one, lol!

...The Canada plan was pretty funny too...CTV sucks without the American programming to back it up (American Idol, Jeopardy, etc).

Well, good luck on Sketch Symposium - I'll be sure to look out for it when it comes to the Portal. (BTW, I voted 5 )

Ryan-Smith responds:

Thanks and thanks for the plans, we needed them.

[best part of waking up]

Okay, whatever..

Based on reading the reviews of this, you obviously switched submissions once you made it passed judgement. Whatever, I don't care- I'm just reviewing this so I have it bookmarked since I don't want this in my favorites because I'm too lazy...

[Lina the VAMPIRE Ep. 2]

Woohoo!

Booyah! I'm the saviour, baby!!

This was going to make it through, anyway. The animation was nice, I liked the plot, and the fight scenes rocked. The ending was the funniest part, though - I wasn't expecting that for an ending, lol!

Anyway, good job, and keep up the awesome work! (BTW, I voted 5 ^_^)

[The Dynamite Clock Show]

I guess I was expecting more...

I dunno...it was okay, I guess. I've seen better clock movies, though. In the future, use Speakonia and try to give the clocks some voices. Oh yeah - and make it funnier...

HydraulicCat responds:

Ok, just when i made this movie i didnt know about this program, now i know so i
will use

[Numa Gone Wild]

Meh...it was okay...

...But I don't think it deserves the score it currently has. The animation was cool, but I find it a bit slow at points. I was also expecting it to be a little funnier...

I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are other Numa parodies that are better than this one.

LONG LIVE THE NUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bracula]

Cool and Original

One thing I love about entries that win Underdog of the Week is that they tend to be really wacky as opposed to other movies. This was by far one of the best UDOTW flashes I have ever seen - it was so funny! It was an excellent touch to use actual people's heads for the main characters, and while I don't think you'd be able to pull off something like this again, you should definitely be proud to win this award. You rock, man!!