ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PICONJO: teh Epic Kiss]

Get a life, man...

You know, I was actually considering on giving this a good review, until my inner conscience Kicked in and told me to read the text on the tiny hearts...real freakin' smooth man (NOT!!!!!)
LEAVE LEGENDARY FROG ALONE!!!

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

Very..."informative"

I tried to make a flash movie once with flash, and it sucked. I seriously doubt that this movie will help out my case (I'm a poor listener) but the movie was still pretty funny. And I don't care what everyone else says... the computer voice rocks, man!!

JujubeLock responds:

thanks, I think it rocks as well

[Lincolnfrog]

Um...Why is this here...?

Where did this come from? I was expecting some new flash, since I never saw this in the top 50 before...

Maybe I'm just a tasteless loser, 'cause I just don't have the heart (or the stomach) to give this a 10 like everyone else is doing.

Better put this back in its place...*votes 0*

[HotFish-SameButDifferent]

I was waiting for this!

I saw this on Sambakza's site, and I was just waiting for this to show up on Newgrounds. This is SO amazing - this guy is one of my new fav artists!! All my 5 goes to this!!!

[Hamster Love]

Cute Cute Cute!

That little singing hamster was ADORABLE! I hope this gets through, but if it doesn't, here's two major gripes that you can fix:

1) The play button doesn't work; I had to right-click it

2) Try adding the lyrics at the bottom; I couldn't really understand what it was saying except for when it was singing the chorus

BTW, I gave you a 5 to help your cause - Good Luck!! :)

[Mario Bros. 3 1-2 (1up)]

Cute..

That was pretty cool. And I thought Yoshi was the cutest in this flash. Good job! *hope you make it through!*

Yoshi-1up responds:

and i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Newgrounds Versus Round 3]

Voter's Remorse...

Pinnicle's was witty...WHY DID I VOTE FOR JERM??!!

Good effort by both artists, but I can definitely say that Serendipity Gone Awry was the superior entry (that throwback ending killed ^_^). I'm gonna give Coma the benefit of the doubt and say that it was to artistically deep for me to comprehend (or "like", for lack of better word). A fat lot of good this review's gonna do until I can get back and vote for the rightful winner. Pinnicle all the way!!!

[Kissing A Fool]

I LOVE IT!!!

...And the award for the classiest flash movie on Newgrounds is..."Kissing a Fool"! That was AMAZING! I usually don't care much for the whole 60's romance movie concept, but THAT was REALLY REALLY good! And I love the song!! Best of all, NO BLOOD (a rarity in good flash entries). VOTE 5!!!

[The Talent Show!]

Pretty Good

Shoot...that's a lot better than I could do...

[What if Hitler Lived?]

Meh...

It was OK...I really like Pinnicle's flash, but this collaboration with SDF just didn't do it for me. And who the heck did the music for this movie?! The soundtrack loop was PURE TORTURE (MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!) Other than that, Pinnicle: you still rock, but stick with the funny stuff, and SDF: *blows raspberry*