ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DragonBall CG Ep2]

Quickly 18...to Zellers!

Wow....that was too funny. Our family is suddenly on a DBZ kick at our house, and my brother is currently obsessed with the Ginyu Force, so seeing this flash literally cracked me up. I never knew that Jeice was 'Cheese' and Burter was 'Butter'...I'll be sure to tell him...

...Oh, right, the flash....excellent work...the graphics are pretty good, but you get most of your points due to the fact that I laughed to the point of tears...that's always an automatic 10 in the "Humor" category. Hurry up and make more.

P.S: Zellers > Walmart any day of the week ^_^

[Will they fuck?]

Heh...cute gag

I'll admit, it's better than some of your other attempts at flash - nowhere near as good as "Raven", however. Still, not bad for a quick laugh. I'm giving you higher points for "Style" now, since I recognize your trademark animation style, your tendency to use gags, and your trademark "Darn, that's the end" sound byte.

Good work. I'm still watchin' ya ;)

BellClock responds:

I'm glad you are. Your reviews are helpful.
thank you

[Fish Heads!!!!1!]

Um...fish heads...??

Wow...sure didn't expect that piece o' wtf, especially after the last toon of yours that I reviewed. I won't lie, the jumping Bedn and Fulp and continuous loop elicited a tiny grin - the baby was a bit much. Gotta give ya a low score, unfortunately, since you perpetuate the stereotype that all clocks produce crappy non-clock flashes.

Keep trying, man ^_^

BellClock responds:

You'd think that by now I would have proven myself to be capable to make decent flash. This is deliberatly crappy yes, but it's also so silly I hope people will laugh. I stumbled upon KnottsberryClock's website with his old flash and I realised I *never* made a movie like this before

I still kinda like it. My next ones will be different. I recommend you watch "Will They Fuck?" =)

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Thanks a lot you guys...

Because of you, I'm gonna be dead tired for work tomorrow for writing this review....lol, j/k

Not bad stuff. I was totally caught off-guard cuz I didn't expect this out already, but there ya go. I've noticed that the main characters are looking more realistic with every episode, and the jokes a bit more creative (I liked the Eye toy and PSP reference). The humor alluded me, since I don't think I've played ANY of the games mentioned, so I'm gonna have to give my humor points to Decline 2, but as far as graphics are concerned, Decline 3 is a major, MAJOR improvement.

Excellent work - I guess the moral of the story is that I need to play more video games :\

Get ready to savor that Daily Feature, you guys. ^_^

[DB meets LM]

Where have you been, man..?

Hey, that actually was pretty good, Bellclock. You should make a series out of this. Good job ^_^

BellClock responds:

I've been studying and working =D.But I've returned now! I cant believe you noticed that tho ^^. Glad you kind of liked it, you'll be seeing a lot more of Lactose Man and his secret sidekick =)

[Just Draw It]

You should be proud...

Wow - I don't think I have ever seen a flash win both "Turd of the Week" AND "Underdog of the Week" before. That must be rare...

I can definitely see the effort put into this. I hope you've been given the incentive to improve and submit more work to the portal. This is one of the better TOTWs that I've seen, especially since I know you didn't mean to get this award, like SOME people (*cough**hack*Star Syndicate*cough**wheeze*).

Good job.

[Daily2oon07022005]

And I'm being WAY too generous...

That sucked. Seriously. You guys need to stick to making Turd-worthy flashes and quit mass-reviewing to get these kind of awards.

Criticism (why do I bother...?):
Graphics: 3 (Come on, you can do better)
Style: 4 (You guys ARE making a name for yourselves. Daily toons are synonymous with the term "crappy entries"
Sound: 2 (You get a ten for using a Prince song, a minus 3 for using it out of context, and a minus 5 just for the garbage used in Vozz's flash)
Violence: 5 (because you killed some of my brain cells. You know you did...)
Interactivity: 5 (well...you have buttons...)
Humor: 2 (what? AGAIN with LF bashing? You guys need new material)

Overall: 4 (Ugh...I'd tell you to never make flash again, but that's like telling a three year-old not to pick at a scab or it'll bleed)

[PSM: Blam Police]

Deja vu...

...unfortunately for me, Slaker's plight hits very close to home (although I didn't submit MY movies with the intent to spam, but...oh, never mind)

I know how it feels to get your first movie blammed mercilessly by NG users, especially if you really do put a lot of effort into making it. I wish they really did have a real-time score you could watch, but it would probably just end up frustrating me...

But I digress...

The graphics were satisfactory, as was the choice in music...*wipes blood from ears*

I was a little disappointed that the flash had ended so suddenly - I was kinda hoping that you'd show the Blam Police going after Strawberry Clock and pwning him the same way that you pwned Slaker. I also have a beef with the obituaries. Making fun of Legendary Frog was a cheap, cheap shot, *awaits accusations of being called a toadie* If you're going to do something like that, at LEAST make it funny :\

Overall, however, not to bad. A decent first submission. I hope to see more of the Blam Police in the future.

Bad flash, bad flash - whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they totally pwn you...lol

triRift responds:

We actually like Legendary Frog, this was just a point being made about how recently all I see of him is in collabs. Don't take it teh wrong way we do....REPEAT do like him and his movies and respect him as an author.
-Dylan

[Pipe Fighter]

Cool sprite movie...

I love how nonchalant Ken-Luigi looks while fighting Ryu-Mario. That just made me smile throughout the whole flash. You've done very well. Very well indeed.

[ROTFW: Cream The Rabbit]

Overkill much...?

*In an effort to review all the flash that have stuck out in my head for the past year...*

Found out about this flash through "Sonic Stereo". Weird, but funny. Sprites were kinda grainy looking, but otherwise recognizable. I found it annoying to look back and forth when two characters were speaking at the same time, but it doesn't make this flash any less enjoyable.

Favorite Quote: "What the hell do you feed that thing? Crack?!?!" -Sonic

An anomaly of a sprite movie. A must-watch if you're even the least bit of a Sonic fan.