ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Yes...yes, this just about proves it....

As of 2009, anime is officially dead.

(Very funny, btw. Convoluted storylines and limited animation FTW!!!)

[Claveman Ep. 5/5 Betatron]

I already said my piece on the Alphanzo ep...

...I already accused the series of going south 4 YEARS AGO...and I stand by my conviction.

But, I'll give credit where credit is due. At least you finished it. And I prefer closure over no ending at all.
:D

To be honest, I find Betatron to be the superior of the two parts of 5/5. On a technical aspect, it seemed more polished (and by that I mean there was no audio lag, and the scenes at least fit more coherently). And the person who voiced the "chinese cyborg" did a decent job.

Claveman has descended into a acid trip of a flash series...and I'm willing to accept that.

After waiting 4 years, there's little else you can do.
:/

[Smash Kingdom Melee]

I wrote this review for the wrong flash...*curses*

I may as well give constructive criticism this time:

1) King Dedede was hilarious, especially in the PSAs
2) Excellent use of custom sprites and VAs
3) The Easter Eggs were a riot

Now for the original post:

CAPT. HAGMAN & DEDEDE FTW! DO WANT FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!

THIS BEGS FOR A SEQUEL! MAKE A SEQUEL - NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Brawl is here!]

I haven't lol'd this hard in a long time! EPIC!

CAPT. HAGMAN & DEDEDE FTW! DO WANT FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!

THIS BEGS FOR A SEQUEL! MAKE A SEQUEL - NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Bambee]

WTF WAS THAT??!!

And I mean that in the best possible way. PETA will want your head on a platter after watching this.

Good job.
*thumbs up*

[Shame by the Slice 2]

MAKE A PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny stuff, man! Hope you continue this series!

[S.A.M.V. 6]

WORTH THE WAIT!

Aw man, that was AWESOME! S.A.M.V. is my all-time favorite series here on Newgrounds - I'm so glad you finally got around to finishing part 6! The animation is stellar, vastly improved, and the script is funny as always! Like they say, you can't rush art - if it takes two years to deliver the goods, then so be it!

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
DUDE, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BaconMask responds:

Thanks for watching these over the years! Hopefully, with the help of family, these won't take as long to produce. WIth any luck, you should be seeing another SAMV a LOT quicke than 6!

Thanks again!!!

[UltimatePopTartCommercial]

Uh...what did I just watch...?

Chocolate Pop-Tarts, FTW!!!1

[You Love This Movie]

Best Movie Evah!

Well, not really - but it's still the best movie I've seen on Newgrounds in a while. Made me laugh. Good work, fellas.

RSQViper responds:

Awesome. Thanks, man!

[Splash Attack]

Hey!

Eventually the battle HAS to end. Once they run out of "Splash", don't they just use struggle?

Good job though, funny.

"Well...wtf do you mean you can't use Hyper Beam??"