ShameOnPretzel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kingman's Adventure]

Okay, okay...

I know you want a review, so you can respond to it maliciously and such. That's why you posted a link to this travesty on the BBS. The only funny part was when MJ came out of nowhere with UPS on his shirt.

Other than that...

IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 10]

I'm giving you a five

And here's why...

1) Date-rape is NOT funny

2) ...but pwning Piconjo in your flash is hilarious!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...have you noticed that this flash series is becoming progressively more popular? Kinda like Toad's Rage...keep at it, I guess. At this rate, you might even make Front Page!

Ryan-Smith responds:

ok i do not or ever have in any way endorsed date rape, but it is kinda funny, and yes, I pwn piconjo because he sucks

[The Surreal Apprentice]

WTF....? LOL!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, why did I find this so FUNNY??!! I guess it was the way you presented it. Oh well, who cares - I was DYING when I saw this! I like the Apprentice and all, but still...HAHAHAHA!! You definitely deserve the underdog award !!!!!!!!!

[Experimental Film Collab]

That was pretty good...

I've never cared much for collabs, but this one's alright. I just can't help but think of the Homestar Runner version when I watch this one. Some constructive criticism:

1) I liked the random l33t talk - "oh noes the robot pwns joo"!
2) The pacing seems a bit slow
3) Kilgayne's segment was the most aristic, but I like the little Kirby guys in thechea's part

So overall, good, good. Nothing spectacular, but still nice :)

[American Idle]

That was funny on so many levels...

Wow. The contestants look just like they do on the show (haha, and I liked the Mario-Nikko Smith tie-in). I just couldn't help smiling when I saw Gary do his Numa Numa Dance like he was actually on the show (seriously, the guys down at AI need to get him for their Rejects show this season, lol). Props to the person who did the voices for the judges, especially Paula - the dialogue is so close the real thing. I like American Idol, and I like Numa Numa, therefore logic dictates that I love this flash. Great Job!

Dustball responds:

Thanks! I did the voices!

[LoZ - The Final Link]

I liked it!

The graphics were very well done (it's rotoscoping, correct?). The fight scenes were pretty realistic. I only gave you a 3 because of a few nagging details:

1) I think Ganondorf should've looked a bit more menacing.

2) Link definitely looked too generic (if that's even possible). It looked as if Ganondorf was just fight some guy in a suit that happened to get a hold of the Master Sword.

Aside from that, it was good, very good. You have talent :)

LeviFolds responds:

no rotoscoping, but ill take that as a compliment - read the making of section in the movie, it says exactly how i did it

[Gift Giver]

Very nice...

I liked the style, very unique ^_^. My only complaint is that it'd probably be better with voices, but subtitles work, I guess...

[numa?]

I've been wanting to review this for some time now

I like this "Numa Numa" rendition for several reasons:

1) The pictures were funny. Putting Bill Clinton and that wacky baby together - priceless. You lose points for the lego copout-fakeout wink, even though it was kinda humorous ;)

2) The lawnmower-in-the-house scene. Was the rider in his underwear? Seriously now, wtf?

3) The second guy, the one in the glasses. He's so cute!! He totally brings this movie to life ^_^ First guy, you're OKAY, but but you alone wouldn't be enough to bring your score up. So to put this into perspective:

Movie w/o second guy: 4
Movie w/ second guy: 7!!!

WHOO! SECOND GUY, YOU ROCK! YOU ROCK OUT LOUD!!! *Wow...this is a pretty embarrassing review :P...*

[Sonic vs Mortal Kombat 3]

You saved the best for last...

Yeah, out of all three parts, the conclusion is undoubtedly the best. Raiden's line at the very beginning just sold it for me - that was HILARIOUS! Oh yeah, and I voted 5 because you took my advice; you were able to add some sort of plot at the end AND use a female MK character (not in the most honorable of ways, but oh well...). I hope you make more, and I hope we get to see more of gangsta Raiden. Peace!

Fuck-You responds:

thanks

[Sonic vs Mortal Kombat 2]

My god...

Sonic...Mortal Kombat...ghetto overtones...it defies all logic...

Okay, lack of plot notwithstanding, it's not really a bad series. This flash is a step up from part one, and I really like how the MK sprites are crisp and clear (I wish I could say the same about Sonic though - poor guy looks like he's about to split into a million little pixels any second). The fight sequences are - obviously - the highlight of the movie; its really cool to see Sonic kicking the butts of guys practically four times his size. There's just two things I didn't really understand...

1) Aren't Jax and Johnny Cage good guys? What beef do they have with Sonic??

2) Since when did Rayden go ghetto? When he was dancing, half of me wanted to laugh, and the other half was screaming "wtf??!!"

Overall, it was alright. In the future, try adding more of the female characters from MK(ie Sonya, Sindel), and more fatality moves. And maybe...I dunno, MORE PLOT!!!

Fuck-You responds:

thanks